Satirical weblog, containing fake news and morphed photographs from the world of cricket and udder sports.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Donkey Rides Ntini
Observer A) After making an ass out of the whole world (especially the South African judiciary), in his little-publicised ostrich-rape case, South African bowler Makhaya Ntini is seen with his long-lost brother, Donk.E Ntini. Mr. Donk. E doesn't seem too pleased with the fact that he's being photographed with a convicted rapist. Neither would you be. Would you?
I think I need to cover other sports, because cricket is getting on my nerves. We need some girls around this part of the webbed world. :-( Yes, lets make fun of the Lesbian PGA.
Observer B) Serial rapist, Papaya Ntini is captured indulging in ritual bestiality and sodomy. Houston, we have a problem.
Labels:
bestiality,
donkey,
fast bowlers,
makhaya ntini,
rape case,
rapist,
south african cricket
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