Sunday, February 18, 2007

Who Wants Kookaburra When You Can Have A Crystal Ball?

Anil Kumble and Sachin Tendulkar consult on important cricketing matters

Pictured above are Anil Kumble, who works really hard on his bowling, and his hence a consistent performer, and Sachin Tendulkar, who's too busy doing other stuff, and hence only manages a decent performance every 10 matches or thereabouts. Seen here is Tendulkar consulting a crystal ball to gauge his chances at the 2007 Cricket World Cup in the West Indies. Before you pass judgment on him, remember - Tendulkar wasn't very well educated, since he was too busy scoring ducks in international cricket. Scoring ducks, you heard me right. Some like the sheep (Fleming, Oram?), but some just love the ducks. Peking duck, Peeping Tom....ah, brings back some old memories.

But yeah, as I was braying, this guy's so dumb that he still can't tell "the" golden goose from a not-so-golden duck.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

u idiot u blames sachin .
neeeeee morther neeaabaaaaaaa nakhodaka

Unknown said...

He was at least scoring ducks in International platform. And you?

And while he was too busy scoring ducks, were you too busy counting them???

My dear moron, why don't you check the statistics (considering you have at least passed your 5th grade, finally, just to understand them)

Unknown said...

He was at least scoring ducks in International platform. And you?

And while he was too busy scoring ducks, were you too busy counting them???

My dear moron, why don't you check the statistics (considering you have at least passed your 5th grade, finally, just to understand them)

Unknown said...

foolish :D :D

the blogstarter is a pagla :D

X said...

Lee, only Chinese or moospeak please, dollface.

Sharath - he was scoring with ducks? Couldn't he get ze girls? :-O And have you fucked yourself today?

Shikhar, please spare me the call centre logic.

Praveen, I apologize - I didn't realize that was your mother I rooted.

Unknown said...

U Fool,
Just chk out this link & then right something like this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachin_Tendulkar