Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys...(
that's my attempt at sounding like a Virgin Blue stewardess), Irfan Pathan is being deported from South Africa for
scoring a 100 and a 40 n.o. in a tour-turning game before the current Test Series. He doesn't have any
godfathers sitting in Parliament House, New Delhi, so you see, there's no political outcry over his exclusion from the team.
I'll answer that one, THANK YOU!
'Coz you bat like Danny Morrison with a wrist injury.
Initially, Cow Tse Tung Sexurity CystStems (not related to Cow Tse Tung Sound System) was hired to handcuff and drag the terribly out of form Suckshit Tenderrer (no relation to
cricket-lovin' Roger Federer) back to the dark alleys of Mumbai, where BDSM, sodomy and
gilli-danda(1) rate amongst people's favorite and favored pastimes. But the
Bored of Crickets (and other pesky pests) Control of India aka
BCCI forewarned us of the political fallout (think
SoreAss Googly), and the potential quagmire that would've/could've followed, and our preemptive, forward-thinking move saved many a city in India from imminent riots. So we just had to settle for the Muslim kid, Irfan PotPan being sent back home to clean the pots and the pans. We should be looking into
opening tailender, VrrrrrEnder Sehwag's case once we clear our backlog, fear not. His lack of form has been very annoying. Axe the fatass already.
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I am VERY angry at the stupid pansy faggot poof homo gay battyboy who was searching for "
Andrew Symonds+GAY" and arrived at my wonderful blog, courtesy of
Gaygle, the
gay Google. Look, you sneaky little turd, Symonds might've fucked England in the rear, but he ain't gay. But you can wank to his pictures. He gives you his express permission through his Agent La Sexual Affaires` , i.e. myself. Which reminds me,
Symonds scored his first Test century today. 154 n.o. at close of play. I'm SO
proud of him. His average now stands at 26+, courtesy of the undefeated knock. You deserved it matey.
Cool runnings.
Footnotes:
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Gilli Danda could also mean Adam Gilchrist's Prostitution Business. Gilly, or Gilli= Adam Gilchrist, superman wicketkeeper in Australian slang. Dhanda=Business (usually of the dodgy variety) in Hindi.
